Doll Phones. Doll Growing at the Jason Morton Classic

When tall doll is growing.
Here are precautions you can take:
put to bed without cell phones.
A Stanley's Polish Sausage sandwich will help.
You may send your questions.

Question:
Dear Lasty, I notice that when my doll is growing it gets disoriented. What should I do?

Dear Questioner:

Do you mean they go out to places and call home
 to find out where they are?
Usually they are right around the corner.
This also happens in the yard.
Maps, directions don't help
because dolls don't follow directions.
It is best to let dolls talk to other dolls.
That way they get to where they are going.

When doll is in the field be in contact.
Keep doll phones on.

The invention in doll phones is they can talk.
Do you know the person on the other end is a doll?
 There are three tests. 
 1) Drivers can put a doll on their shoulder to tell them what to do,
 unless they think they are telling the doll, then the shoulder will drive, 
or 2) when the dolls are hurting they will tell how they are made.
 That stiffness comes from growing. Ingrown, outgrown, 
when the dolls outgrow their costumes we get more new. 
Grandma did this for years, but not among the Two Day Bear Dolls
 whose more trendy bareness is without caps! 
3) The younger doll is the less she wears.

Dolls will text when they get around to it.
They are always able to find other dolls
and doll makers can also  find dolls.